Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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