Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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