Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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