Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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