..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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