nut hugger
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
should my penis look like a turkey
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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