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(314): View more from Missouri

I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.

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(646): View more from New York

Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?

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(904): View more from Florida

all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot

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(949): View more from California

Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?

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(520): View more from Arizona

just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?

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(863): View more from Florida

Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.

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(541): View more from Oregon

How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..

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(203): View more from Connecticut

This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here

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