I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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