yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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