He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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