Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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