I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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