My liver just broke up with me...
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Did I show you my penis last night?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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