She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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