Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Fuck appropriateness.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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