i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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