i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
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I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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