And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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