they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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