I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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