if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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