best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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