how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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