My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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