By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
