good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Michael Bay diarrhea
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
