scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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