"it" just moved
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
