My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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