She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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