if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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