The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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