He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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