I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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