well you can't waste a boner
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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