Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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