i just google imaged poop.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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