p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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