YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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