Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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