i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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