God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.