their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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