i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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