How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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