Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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