biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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