He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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