Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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