Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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