You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I am mentally ready for anal.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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