My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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