just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
too bad you live with your parents still
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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