Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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