theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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