Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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