If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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