I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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